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• Paste Magazine (December, 2025) - Pro wrestling taught me everything I know about music

BLOGS

• Mint Mojito (December, 2025) - WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU A HEIST…

• Mint Mojito (June, 2025) - WE WANT HERSCHEL! Cracker Barrel’s Rebrand Belly Flop

• Mint Mojito (April, 2025) - The Quicker Picker Upper: Quality Brand Recall (or How I Learned TV Was Brainwashing My Child)